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WE ARE PUCKER PUNCH
Small batch natural process coffee for conscious humans & the planet we worship.
Let there be
(Really good damn)
Coffee
In 2020, the coffee gods first revealed themselves to us and showed us The Way. A more sustainable, delicious, and intentional way to consume coffee.
And so began our sworn devotion to the natural sun-dried coffee process. From this day, we vowed to spread our passion for this sacred process across the globe.
We live to serve the gods’ mission to enlighten sleeping souls of our way to experience their morning ritual
– The way the Coffee Gods intended.
WHO ARE WE, YOU MIGHT ASK?
You could say we once were Colombian-owned specialty coffee roasters with a passion to leave our planet and its inhabitants better than we have found it. Now, we are a collective of faceless shamans of the coffee gods, sworn to spread our respect and love for the hallowed natural process coffee. Transcending soulless routines into sacred rituals, one cup at a time.
Our divine beans may have a cult-like following, but to be clear
— We are NOT a cult…
What? We aren’t. Don’t look at us like that.
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The sacred pillars of Pucker Punch
Plant
We worship the
coffee goods.
It all begins with our planet’s most wondrous & enigmatic creation, the coffee plant. We believe our
followers deserve a tasting experience that’s Damn Close to Divinity, and that starts with searching far and
wide for the world’s most premium and exotic varieties of coffee— harvested at the perfect altitude, the peak
season, and the optimal soil.
We partner exclusively with farmers who share our in our mission, using specialty coffee as a vessel for
enlightenment. Transparency is at the soul of everything we do, so all our coffees are
fully traceable back to the farm and the individual farmer which it was harvested.
process
Specialty natural
process coffee.
This sacred sundrying process allows our beans to fully immerse with the coffee cherry
for a fruitier, more full-bodied flavor that brings you closer to the Gods with every sip.
We believe patience is a virtue and that your salvation is an investment. We transport our divine beans in
small batches, in order to best preserve their otherworldly flavors. Plus, our beans are always
freshly roasted upon order, and shipped immediately from our holy temple to your home alter for the
freshest, most authentic taste possible—because anything else is blasphemy.
planet
We serve & protect
our planet
As mere mortals, we are conscious of our impact on the planet and strive to minimize the footprint we leave behind. Unlike wet process coffee, our natural sundried process coffee requires 80% less water waste, making it the most sustainable choice for Mother Earth.
people
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our partners
Transparency is at the soul of everything we do, so all of our coffees are fully traceable back to the farm and
the individual farmer which it was harvested.
Our sacred process requires much more physical labor than other methods. Our fair-trade practices ensure our
partners are paid well for their efforts, and by working with local intermediaries, we also avoid private &
governmental institutions.
gather in worship
anything else is blasphemy
anything else is blasphemy
[Pucker Punch]
2024
